don’t ignore me i’m kinda cute
“There’s no time for romance, we have shit to Avenge.”
on the lack of romantic subplot in The Avengers.
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING
OKAY WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING ABOUT BLUE EYES OR PERFECT PEOPLE BUT I GUESS THIS IS OKAY TOO
OMG IT’S BACK
oH MY GOD FOR FUCKS SAKE I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME NICE SONG AND I WAS IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH MY PARENTS
My step dad walked into the room right when I hit play, listened to the first 5 seconds, then walked back out.
I WAS LISTENING TO MU MUSIC REALLY LOUD SO I PAUSED IT TO SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS WAS ABOUT AND NOW MY MOM IS EVEN MORE CONFUSED WITH THE KIND OF MUSIC I LIKE
- Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
- Like 3 people: *raises hand*
- Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
- Me: *raises hand*
- Professor: *points me out* why?
- Me: It's illegal.
- Professor: touche.
I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.
JUST ALL THAT HE IS.
I’m going to miss this
Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?
He hates Twilight more than Stephen King.
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME